photo by Yogi Kumar, processed by BNC

Next show: Saturday, June 18th

Charleston Bar & Grill in Williamsburg, Brooklyn
We will begin at 10:30PM.
Please come down!

Welcome to the home of Bio Ninja Circus!

Also known as Clown Car
Also known as Limo
Also known as The MacGuyvers Of Common Sound
And soon to be known as Beach

Our debut album NOSTALGEBRA is out!





Contact us and we will somehow get it to you for free!
In production for nearly 3 years, it features an amazing 18 songs!

For booking, or to get a CD, or any other reason, contact us like this

Please listen to our first single That Hairdo
It is about a brand new hairdo that grows on Fresh Pond Road in Queens!
Video and other evidence coming soon!

Click here for the complete lyrics to NOSTALGEBRA

Despite releasing our first album, our next five singles are now available!

Click on the sounds page for hot new tracks!
Including the singles "Cubicleville", "Fuck-Me Face",
"I Want A New Drug Song", "Binge", and "The Circus Appeared"!!?!

Check out our space at My Space for even more songs unavailable here!

We are a ninja band from the 31ST CENTURY AND THE 31ST DIMENSION!
Scroll back up and click on the gong now
We came here in a construction accident
It involved a circus tent
We call this place "80's 2000"
What else would you call it?
You live here...
You tell us...
Here is song about where we came from and where we're going...

31st Century Circus
(now updated to reflect album version!)

We try now for a great web show
We created this web using biotechnology

Here is an update to a pre-modern children's poem
A ninjitsu update...

Prizes Along The Moon
(now updated to reflect album version!)

We are often told that we sing the song the normal human would sing.
This astonishes and flattens us because we are from a distant ninja future.
Here is a song about making love and our hometown of Glendale, Queens
Morning Special
It is about eating breakfast and making the love!

Contact us like this
Design by
Rich Laino
2002